Hello Again - Start the game
Playtastic - You Find the play button
Crossroads - Discovered the Main Menu
Mission Accepted - Start the game
Tiles Loaded - Loaded the level
Home Sweet Home - Find your home
First Floor - Reach the first floor
Second Floor - Reach the second floor
Third Floor - Reach the third floor
Fourth Floor - Got to the fourth floor
Fifth Floor - Got to the fifth floor
Cataclysm - Welcome to reality
Storefront - Find the store
Thrifty - Find the second shop room
Windowshopper - Find the third shop room
Shopper - Find the fouth shop room
Big Spender - Find the fifth shop room
Shopaholic - Find all the shop rooms
Navigationer - Find all the areas
Just Gave In - Buy the first level pack
Add-on-tastic - Buy the second level pack
Deluxe Edition - Buy the third level pack
Gold Edition - Buy the fourth level pack
Platinum Edition - Buy the fifth level pack
Charge It! - Buy all the level packs
Wallet Burn - Press a purchase button
No Refunds - Jump on a purchased upgrade
Panicked Shopper - Panic in the shop
Home Emergency - Panic at home
Panic Attack - Panic ten times
Thirsty - Drink some water
Save the Whales - Drink all the water
Wheel and Deal - Jump on the hamster wheel
Full Speed Ahead! - Reach full speed on wheel
Two Trick Pony - Run both ways on the treadmill
One... - Go once over the wheel
Two... - Go twice over the wheel
Three... - Go three times over the wheel
Four... - Go four times over the wheel
Five! - Go five times over the wheel
Dismount! - Jump off the wheel
Teleport! - Go through a teleporter
Beam Me Up - Exit and Enter every teleporter
Freefall Forever - Get in a downward vertical loop
Falling Up - Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
Corpse Loop - Get a corpse into an infinite loop
Reenter - Enter the same teleporter twice
You Might As Well - Jump up and down
Bouncy - Jump 10 Times
Flouncy - Jump 50 Times
Trouncy - Jump 100 Times
Pouncy - Jump 250 Times
Full Jump - Do a big jump
No Double Jumping - Try to double jump
See Ya - Die.
Subtle Movement - Move a tiny amount across the screen
Panic Attack - Hit the Panic Button
Midflight Deceased - Panic while airborne
Multideath - Die 10 times
MegaDeath - Die 50 times
GigaDeath - Die 100 times
Impaler - Die on spikes
Stalagmite - Die on upward spikes
Stalactite - Die on downward spikes
Staleftmite - Die on leftward spikes
Starightcite - Die on rightward spikes
I Love You Spike - Die 10 times on the same spike
Pink - Turn a spike pink
First Floor Pink - Turn first floor spikes pink
Second Floor Pink - Turn second floor spikes pink
Third Floor Pink - Turn the third floor spikes pink
Fourth Floor Pink - Turn the fourth floor spikes pink
Fifth Floor Pink - Turn the fifth floor spikes pink
Pinky Swear - Turn half the spikes pink
Pinky Promise - Turn all the spikes pink
WASD - Prefer the WASD Control
Arrow Keys - Prefer the Arrow Control
Colour My Tile - Paint a block
100 Pretty Tiles - Colour 100 tiles in one room
First Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on first Floor
Second Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor
Third Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor
Fourth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor
Fifth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor
Coloured 50 - Paint 50 tiles
Coloured 100 - Paint 100 tiles
Coloured 150 - Paint 150 tiles
Coloured 250 - Paint 250 tiles
Repainted 500 - Paint 500 tiles
Launcher - Touch a launcher
Launcher Cleaner - Clean all the first floor launchers
Launcher Scrubber - Clean all the second floor launchers
Launcher Polisher - Clean all the third floor launchers
Launcher Rinser - Clean all the fourth floor launchers
Launcher Washer - Clean all the fifth floor launchers
Launcher Powerwasher - Clean all launchers
Look, a Penny! - Find a coin
Pennybags - Collect 30 coins
Moneymaker - Collect 60 coins
Pennywise - Collect 90 coins
It Prints Money - Collect 120 coins
Scrooge - Collect 140 coins
1st Collection - Collect first floor coins
2nd Collection - Collect second floor coins
3rd Collection - Collect third floor coins
4th Collection - Collect fourth floor coins
5th Collection - Collect fifth floor coins
Gotta Collect 'em All! - Collect all the coins
I'm Glad You're Here - Stick around for 10 seconds
Good Company - Stick around for 30 seconds
BFFs - Stick around for 60 seconds
West Side - Look West
East Side - Look East
Dizzy - Flip direction 5 times in 1 second
Hover - Stay airbourne for 6 seconds
Dead Crowd - Generate 3 corpses at once
Corpsaholic - Generate 5 corpses at once
Necrophilia - Generate 10 corpses at once
Spike Corpse Hoedown - Land 3 corpses together on the same spike
Corpse Levitation - Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds
Corpse Juggling - Suspend 5 different corpses
Body Drop - Send a corpse to another floor
Undead Touch - Touch a dead corpse
Telecorpse - Teleport a corpse
Teletired - Teleport 50 times
Relapse - Panic while touching a checkpoint
Respawnorama - Respawn at every checkpoint
Clicky - Click click clickaroo
Not Left Click - Check out the Right Click Menu
BILLY MAYS - Enable Caps Lock
Scrolly - Scroll the achievements list
Extreme Scrolling - Scroll to the very bottom
So Happy! - Make a happy face with keyboard letters
Erasure - Push the backspace key
Quality Time - Set the quality lower
Waltzing Ma - Push the tilda key (~)
Partial Colon - Push the semicolon
Silence is Golden - Push the mute button
Same combo as my luggage! - Push 1,2,3,4,5
Paste in Notepad - Push the centre of the wheel
Dash! - Run 20 metres in-game
Look I'm Big! - I made music!
Keyboard Hero - Hit every piano key
Ode to Joy - Play Ode to Joy on the Piano
Twinkle Twinkle - Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano
Row Row Row Your Boat - Play Row your Boat on the Piano
Piano Slide Up - Hit every piano key from bottom to top
Piano Slide Down - Hit every piano key from top to bottom
Corpse Organ - Land a corpse on a piano key
Chord - Play a note while your corpse plays another
Harmony - Play a note while 2 corpses play another
High and Low Cs - Jump from the last key to first
Fort Alpha - Find Hidey Hole 1
Fort Beta - Find Hidey Hole 2
Fort Gamma - Find Hidey Hole 3
Fort Delta - Find Hidey Hole 4
Fort Zeta - Find Hidey Hole 5
Fort Eta - Find Hidey Hole 6
Fort Theta - Find Hidey Hole 7
Fort Iota - Find Hidey Hole 8
Fort Kappa - Find Hidey Hole 9
Fort Lambda - Find Hidey Hole 10
Fortable - Find a Hidey Hole
Oooooooh *Push* - Push the orange button.
No button! - Release the orange button.
Pressing Issue - Push the orange button 20 times.
And.... hold! - Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds
Pretty Button!!! - Look at the button
Quick to Strike - Hit the orange button twice in a second
Inactivity - Don't do anything for ten seconds
Survival - Don't die for 20 seconds
Invulnerable - Don't die for 40 seconds
One Wheel! - Stop one slot reel
Two Wheel! - Stop two slot reels
Three Wheel! - Stop all the reels
Insert Coin - Start the reels
RGB - Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe
Elephant Jackpot! - Get all Elephants in the slot machine
Emu Jackpot! - Get all Emus in the slot machine
Llama Jackpot! - Each all Llamas in the slot machine
Consolation Prize - Match 2 random symbols in the slot
Not a Winner - Match no symbols in the slots
Trip Giraffes - Match 3 giraffes on the slots
Addicted Gambler - Lock the slots 30 times
Left it Running - Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running
Reely Restart - Restart a reel
Reel it backwards - Hit the reels in the reverse order
Three Times the Minute - System clock time is divisible by 3
Rollout! - Roll the mouse off the screen
Mouseing Around - Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen
10 Foot Mousetrek - Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen
EleClick - Hey, that tickles!
Won't Follow Directions - You just had to do it...
Further Fall - Fall two floors
Super Fall - Fall three floors
Mega Fall - Fall four floors
Colossal Fall - Fall all the way to the bottom from the top
Further Ascend - Rise two floors
Super Ascend - Rise three floors
Mega Ascend - Rise four floors
Colossal Ascend - Rise from the bottom to the top
I Can't Live With This - Die outside
Safer Inside - Go back inside from the Cataclysm
Two Browser Windows - Open two browser windows of the same game
Break Time! - Find the hot coffee feature
Break Off! - Start playing again on the main screen
Buzz - Move around in the coffee feature
The Burn! - Jump in the hot coffee mug
Warm... - Fall below the hot coffee stage
Colder... - Fall further below the coffee stage
Even Colder... - Fall even further below the coffee stage
Cold Coffee! - Find the secret secret stage
The Final Straw - Stand on top of the straw
There's the pump! - Start the pump
Begin the fill! - Fill the first floor height
Keep Filling Captain! - Fill the second floor height
The Pressure! - Fill the third floor height
The Bends! - Fill the fourth floor height
Full Glass! - Fill the entire building with water
Draining - Drain the entire building from the fifth floor
Hey, a Pastry! - Poop a Pastry
Yum Yum! - Eat a Pastry
Maximum Pastry! - Poop 10 pastries
Pastry Chef - Poop 30 pastries
Pastry Connoisseur - Consume 25 pastries
Bloataphant - Eat 50 pastries
Doggy Bag - Launch a pastry into a teleporter
To Go Order - Use a launcher to launch a pastry
Pastry for the Dead - Give a pastry to a corpse
Soggy pastries - Make pastries underwater
Drown - Die underwater
Do a Barrel Roll! - Push Z or R twice!
I Don't Get It - Access the walkthrough
Stop and Hop - Jump without moving left or right
Aww Poor Puppy - Look hopeless
A Decade - Earn 10% of the achievements
It's Roaring! - Earn 20% of the achievements
Days Past September - Earn 30% of the achievements
By Volume - Earn 40% of the achievements
Fifty - Earn 50% of the achievements
Every Time - Earn 60% of the achievements
Hey, Youre Passing! - Earn 70% of the achievements
B Average - Earn 80% of the achievements
Final Run - Earn 90% of the achievements
Almost There! - Earn 95% of the achievements
I Can't Shake Him! - Earn 96% of the achievements
- Almost... there... - Earn 97% of the achievements
Stay on Target! - Earn 98% of the achievements
Pull Up! - Earn 99% of the achievements
Absolute Completion - Earn every other achievment
